Carvey Turkey!

Today is Dana Carvey's Birthday!

We're CHOPPIN' We're CHOPPIN' We're CHOPPIN' Broccoli... CHOPPIN' Broccoloe... CHOPPIN' Broccolie...

Happy Saddy Patty's Daddy

St. Patrick, Please cast the snakes of sobriety from out the hearts and livers of us all.

Skeet Skeet Greet

I'm starting a greeting card company. Here's a sample of some of my gender-specific cards.

Happy Birthday, Jack

For writing On The Road (which I haven't read) and The Dharma Bums (which I did read and liked), America salutes you, King of Beatniks.

Hippy Vilentoon's Dee!

HoPPY VoLENToNE'S DoY (happy valentine's day).
Don't Doy Boy Gotten Hot in da Hod Wot Oyce Pellots (don't die by getting hit in the head with ice pellets).

Ond Foyle Fri ta Spok Annoyda LonGouge (and feel free to speak another language).

Ind Unjoy thi few oof Moy Sniwee Bock Yird (and enjoy the view of my snowy back yard).

Live (love),
Tidd (todd)