this old man

put him in a home!

Things That Are Red

This movie is dedicated to my favorite color, and to anyone who ever dared to color with it. I must be a relative of Sergei burgerflippin' Eisenstein, with all this deep montage and stuff. DANG.



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Happy Saddy Patty's Daddy

St. Patrick, Please cast the snakes of sobriety from out the hearts and livers of us all.

me-and-todd dot com

If you pressed "enter" to get into here, then you've witnessed the official arrival of ME-AND-TODD dot COM ! ! ! Totally BOGUS ! ! ! !

Skeet Skeet Greet

I'm starting a greeting card company. Here's a sample of some of my gender-specific cards.

Happy Birthday, Jack

For writing On The Road (which I haven't read) and The Dharma Bums (which I did read and liked), America salutes you, King of Beatniks.

Making Books with Jessi

Hey Jessi! Remember that book we made for Mollie on her 21st Birthday? I like making books with YOU, Jessi. And Mollie! Two years later, I'd like to re-wish you a Happy 21st. You can drink then! Thanks for mailing this to me.